Losing my mind waiting for BG3 on Xbox

storybookprincess:

utterly losing my mind that literally right as i was putting up our display for banned books week coming up in september, my boss got a call saying that the county higher ups have declared that we’re prohibited from saying “banned books” in association with any library programs or materials. “freedom to read” is okay apparently, but the phase “banned books” is, well, banned. if i tried to publish this scenario in a novel, my editor would probably send it back with a note saying that the irony is a bit too on the nose & that i need to tone it down a little. we have censored the discussion of censorship. i cannot handle how hilarious this is

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prettybearbutch:

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people’s flesh btw

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orangetubor:

Polycule except one of them isn’t dating anyone they’re just there

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skluug:

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i’d respond to this circumstance differently? you’ve just encountered one of my trademark “multitudes”

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isobellenoire:

Solas - “No real god need prove himself”

I think I’ve finally found some sort of consistency in my style ahah!

gerard-ways-left-nut:

Stardew Valley modding: drag the mod into the mod folder :)

Skyrim Modding: install these 7 base mods, make sure to use the out-of-date versions so your game doesn’t break, run 2 different programs before your play with the mod on, make a blood sacrifice just to make sure it works, but it might not work anyway lol

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cryptovexillologist:

Encountered today: a math professor wearing a shirt his grad students made for him, depicting him as a Moomin saying “I will literally kill myself if I don’t mention the orthogonal group”

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jey-draws:

Shout out to shera for being the only show with her in it

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stuckinapril:

“If tumblr shut down what other social media would u use” you are literally asking a fish what it would do if all the water in the world dried and it had to live on land

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spicyraeman:

I wake up, I draw Lae'zel

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